Hello, stalker.

K, so this is just a random thing I’ve noticed. 
I never really got into sports until last year… And I always thought baseball was boring… until I opened my mind up to it.

And here’s what makes it so great:

The suspense.

Some say it’s boring, but honestly, the slow times make the exciting times that much more thrilling. After a long inning (or multiple innings) with no action, it just makes a home run extra climactic. 

Also the hope that the beginning of baseball season offers is like nothing else. 

But I was thinking about it, and baseball is kind of a metaphor for a ton of other things in life… Even advertising is a lot like baseball… A lot of the time, you’re going around in circles… running to a base, but then nothing happens with it. Sometimes you bunt to get a quick fix. But when you hit a home run, it is awesome. And there’s nothing like it. (This situation also applies to dating, but I didn’t feel like being cliche and saying that shit.)

Isn’t it sad when you come home and it no longer feels like home?

That’s what happens to me every single time I come “home” lately.

It’s saddening but also exciting. Means my life is changing for the better, I guess. 

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On break now. fo 3 mufucking weeks. IDK what I’m going to do with myself. 

Here’s a .gif that made me laugh since I have nothing thrilling to say: 

“When you’re the only sober person walking through a crowded bar”

fucking butterflies… in my stomach.

I’ma12yearoldgirlagainwtf.

Seriously.

Where did this feeling come from?

Oh, I know.

YOU did this to me.

Damn you.

with your awesomeness. 

So go and dance yourself clean.

Will I ever have a guy friend who is literally just that? A guy… friend? I’m tired of guy friends trying to get with me. I just want to have a brotherly figure, damn it. Maybe I need a gay bestie now.

PS: I’m not that desperate to get with you. Sorry I’m picky. Kthxbye. 

Wish I could become a lesbian, but IDK if that’s possible for me.

Not gonna lie. That orgreenic pan looks pretty awesome.
Ahhh infomercials sometimes get me.
Must admit.
So tired physically but not mentally.
I need sleep though.
Gnight Tumblr.